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The Personal Journal of One R. Sole

Once You Go Asian, You Won't Go Caucasian

Name:
R. Sole
We built this city on cock and bulls.




In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.




TESTIMONIALS

Damn you. DAMN YOU AND YOUR SOFT, CHOCOLATELY CARAMELNESS! - babyblooz

hexkitten makes me want to slam somebody's face into a desk. - dancingspiral

You're the poo whisperer! - denymemandi

if you're as white as I think you are, I can imagine why race was never a big deal growing up...to you. - pennygeewoods

...when the beautician said "Oh be right back, I forgot the Vaseline!", I totally thought of you. :) - photogfrog

Hell, you could have two heads and six arms and I'd still hit it, just based on your personality and biting wit. - rovylern

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